Here's something that made me chuckle...
Yesterday I was running my stall selling leather gear at the London Fetish Fair as usual when two guys come up and announce that they're from the Big Brother production company and they're going around filming people's opinions on BB and the housemates.
Well, given that I think they're a bunch of no account nobodies with nothing to say and nothing to do and of no interest to me, I don't think they got quite what they were looking for

but I did suggest that maybe they'd like to purchase some of my products and supply them to the House then people could phone in and vote for who they think should get eg a good flogging and who from...!
Alas they didn't seem to think this was a good idea.
Shame!