Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.
If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
Half the people in the world are below average
Save the whales: collect the whole set .
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.