Ooohh - I'm going to have some fun with this!
'Hello sexy' comes out as 'Hello delicious' and 'Come and get your dinner' is now 'come to receive its lunch'

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Even better - 'my hovercraft is full of eels' is now 'my vehicle of the pneumatic shock absorber is full with Aalen'

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'I think, therefore I am' = 'I believed, that I have I therefore'
Best I go and sort dinner out now otherwise I'll be here all night!