I can't post pics - no software - but...
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

Got that wrong.
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

Me bad
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

That's me - soft in the head and heart.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

Oh definitely me.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

Totally.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You did not draw a tail

Can I help it if no one loves me?