[Orior]

Kemal: Arrogant little **** with no respect for its parents. Its all about me me me. And a wooley woofter to-boot. Needs a good kicking.

Makosi: Coloured version of dumb blonde. Worth a shag though, but just the one.

Maxwell: Landon wide boy with lots of opinions.

Anthony: One and only talent is making waves with his arms.

Sam: Methinks she is suffering from lack of intelligent conversation, but let herself down by showing her fine bazookas. Deserves a damned good seeing to.

Science: Gives asian youth a bad name. Apparently clever, but have not seen that yet.

Roberto: Only decent geezer there.

Saskia: Stay clear from this bird. Sheââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢d be very high maintenance.

Vanessa: Cute. Would suit you if you like dumb girls.

Craig: Wooley Woofter. Needs a good kicking.

Derek: Wooley Woofter. Needs a good kicking. Hang on. Heâ₠¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s a tory, so he would probably get off from a good kicking. Get some big girl to do the kicking.

Mary (evicted): The Irish are always too popular of these shows, so they had to pick a utter utter utter nutcase. Every now and again she looked pretty in a strange sort of way. Might give her one after 15 pints.

Lesley (evicted): Female thug with massive bazookas. Requires 20 pints and thatâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s just for a bj.