Saskia is my favourite female although she looks a bit top-heavy for me. The black girl with the afro is already annoying me - whoever told her she was anything special needs their head read

'Makosi' is it? Can't wait for next friday then
Lesley also looks like she has all the makings of being this year's megabitch and Kareem.....can I vote him out now??
Science.......there'll always be a place for him in Blazin' Squad
Derek seems pretty cool (for a Tory) and Sam looked good in her bikini this morning - but of course, she's "bisexual"
Yeah yeah love, anything to win the votes of the fellas eh?
Vanessa......don't unpack love - to be able to "turn any gay man straight" you need to be
slightly good looking
The one claiming to be a witch is quite laughable too.
I think my favourites this year will be Roberto and Bubble...erm, I mean Maxwell.
Ahhh, Big Brother bitchiness, you can't beat it