[Raistlin]

My favourite conversation in an aircraft went like this:

Instructor: So, you're happy with your rate of descent then?
Me: Yep, all looks good to me.
Instructor: And the angle of descent, and the speed?
Me: Yep, all good.
Instructor: And you're confident we're on target for the runway?
Me: Ummm, yeah, it looks ok.....(checking everything again)
Instructor: That's ok then, so long as you're sure.....
Me: Well.....I was sure, is there a problem?
Instructor: No, that's ok, it's just that from where I'm sitting it looks like we're going to land in the middle of that bl**dy big hedge!! I have control!

<Instructor takes control and applies lots of power whilst I sit and listen to the thwacking sound of the branches of a 12 foot hedge as they hit the undercarriage>