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Originally Posted by andyl
Time travel? Well there's surely a few of you out there desperate to join us in the 21st century, caught as you are in the Heartbeat time-warp when you could leave your back door unlocked, beat up - sorry clip around the ear - the 'scrotes' and there was no violent crime, unless it was those lovable old rogues, the Krays  |
We have often left our doors unlocked (by accident, admittedly). Out here in the country the largely urban blight of crime bothers us but occasionally, basically in the summer when there are more visitors around. In fact, we had a crime prevention letter from the community constable last December in which he warned that crime in our area is largely caused by 'people from the Glasgow area, who arrive by motor vehicle.'
I'd be more than happy to see them get a clip round the ear by the local bobby. Although, they usually seem to manage to land their chavved-up motors in the nearest ditch before they can cause any serious trouble to local residents. It's quite amusing to see the outcome when some wee ned in his mum's Corsa, who fancies himself as a bit of a rally driver, finds out the hard way that he isn't.