Think you must have been, I never get any
Perhaps you could share it with us all and this could be a new feature of the boards? Sort of a communal SPAM thread.
Each post starts with:
"My favourite SPAM of the day is....."
or better still:
"My favourite translated SPAM of the day is....." There's bound to be more incongruous carpets out there.
Actually, this gives me an idea for a project. We could put together the worlds most comprehensive (yet probably incomprehensible) database of spam.....