Poke who?
Game, set and match to Graham, I think. Ball duly picked up and taken home. Ball gags, however, left in control of the field.
Thought occurs - is it a measure of how civilised a society is that it allows *more* scope for its citizens 'to become a tribe of animals living on the most basic of instincts'? After all, without basic instincts there wouldn't be very many humans (nor as much fun).