[Halcyon]

Members who signed up more than 2 years ago were not asked for their credit card details. Its only now that they ask for people who sign up new accounts.
You could easily type a normal auction and make it a funny description.
Note however that ebay have the rights to take it off the site when they please, and if you do get people bidding silly amounts into the millions, do cancel the auction atleast a day before it ends so you dont have to pay out a big percentage fee to ebay.

If you want to save your auction page, just save the page as a complete webpage and upload it your own space.