Particularly during his pie-eating phase a while back. Virtually spherical at one point.
Owen - great striker, lousy team player, poor ball control, excellent shot, surprisingly good in the air for his height, not going to make it into the top ten British players of all time (unlike Rooney, if he stays out of prison, who's a nailed on certainty for it).
Carlos Alberto - hardly someone who knows nothing about football, or Michael Owen (he must have watched the Brazil-England WC2002 game, after all). Wind up merchant I reckon, and we've fallen for it. Someone whose side have let in ten goals in two games without reply might be a bit tetchy.