timewarrior2001

* Stamp duty thresholds doubled to £120,00 0 - heh good one

* Inheritance tax currently starts being paid on estates worth £260,00 0 - that will rise to £275,00 0 this year, £285,00 0 next year and then to £300,00 0.
- translated means.....Browns in someones will

* Petrol duty inflation rise postponed until 1 September due to high oil prices
means, he's just bought a new jag and didnt get a fuel deal with it

* Mr Brown said he would freeze: corporation tax, capital gains tax, air passenger tax, insurance premium tax, climate change levy, aggregates levy and company car levy.
- he would he probbly personally profits from this.

* Duty up 1p on a pint of beer and 4p on a bottle of wine, but frozen on cider, sparkling wine and spirits.
And what does brown drink? Cider, sparkling wine and spirits I'd be willing to bet.

* Tax breaks on ISAs extended until 2010.
Browns got a couple of these in reserve

* Personal income tax allowance to be raised in line with inflation.
Getting ready for when he has to go get a job


Sorry I'm just cynical. Waiting for the general ellection, when labour get back in and tax goes through the roof.