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Originally Posted by Scarlett

Actually anything he changes into is bound to be an improvement (unless he changes into Tony Blair )

Actually if you drop the smoking and add drug crazed transvestite then yep

Drug crazed transvestite eh? Well, as long as they don't de-criminalise the drugs, you should be alright . Not too sure about the dressing up in womens clothes, but I'd guess that's covered by VAT