My opinions well known so a bit of light relief:
Before you look at the pic.......
Tired of speeding tickets?
Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?
Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.
But remember speeding is bad and don't ehinge if you get caught