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Advertssssss....you wanna Bad Advertsssssssssss

I`ll give you BAD adverts!!

1. "Your the Boss" - Burger King
I`m the Boss am I?.....so if i go into my local BK and ask to see the rota, or demand a pay cut or fire one of the spotty teenage vagrants who work there they will let me will they? will they? i doubt it....Why? because I`m not really the boss after all...its just a crap marketing ploy.....*****

2. HP Sauce - Britains Official Sauce
Yeah right - official sauce my arse. Its only official if you a chav/thicko/working class moron who drives a van, likes footie, the sun newspaper and some mild racism. Talk about straddling the most obvious stereotypes and advertising the sort of people who make me embarrased to be English. Binge drinking tarts, ****ed up cropped haircut idiots at weddings who say 'leave it mate' and then have a ruck and ignorant van drivers...is that REALLY the best examples of Englishness they can find? Lazy *****.

3. I`m lovin it - McDonalds
I`m not loving it....**** adverts trying to promote a utopian paradise where everyones day revolves around a Maccie D's - women 'do' lunch there, kids get a helathy breakfast their...its COOL to 'hang' at McDonalds etc etc. The grim reality is a fast food chain populated by chavs, single parents and hoodlums. And god forbid - Your taking your life into your hands if you go in on a Saturday Night. Just try watching the film 'supersize me'.

I hate em all

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