[Gareth]

Oops, just re-read this thread properly from the beginning and saw that I'd plagiarised Marina's pet hates, so here's another one of mine.....

It's the one where the lady buys a convenient pill and a calming cream at the chemist, and she's smiling all over when buying it - she's got thrush, ffs... it's hardly something to be proud of, is it? If I was her, then I'd be whispering under my breath what I needed and not broadcasting it across the whole pharmacy.