The most irritating advert on telly at the moment has
got to be the one for Gaviscon - the policewoman directing traffic has heartburn 'cos she skipped lunch (or whatever).
2 seconds after having some of the foul-tasting brew, she's up and dancing, along with everyone else. Now, two things:
1. Why, if she's feeling better, does everyone else have to dance as well - I bet they couldn't give a monkeys how she feels, and
2. Surely dancing isn't the best way to direct traffic - wouldn't that cause an accident?
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