So lets summise this then, the wind blows very hard over the polar ice caps, gets compressed into smaller frozen Birds eye winds that are the same size above or below the water, when they defrost they become even bigger winds that suck up the water & blow around aiming themselves at trees & fences in residential areas.
Physics & science bods are at a loss to define exactly how this is happening but they think it may have something to do with global warming or the latest Harry Potter book.
OK, I think I got it now.
I just wish it would let me get to sleep at night, they howl through the gaps in the houses & I stay awake wondering the fate of the poor likkle squirrels that like to eat my
nuts.
I'm off to buy a nice big kite, some wet string & a big key.