I love the figures you keep quoting Ignition, after all:-
79.48% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Logic is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Statistics is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with 95% confidence.
I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Three percent exceeds 2 percent by 50 percent, not by 1 percent.