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Originally Posted by Chrysalis
Does everyone know NTL was brought by Centrica earlier in the year, I found out when my sister told me about her discount on her NTL bill (she works for british gas also owned by Centrica). This is how all the recent investments were funded.
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My brothers first wifes boyfriend regularly goes for a pee in NTLs loo and he telephoned a number he found written on the cubicle wall. This turned out to be Simon Duffys office cleaner who told him to invest in NTL Inc as they were being listed in the NASDAQ 100 Index effective from the beginning of trading on Monday, December 20th 2004. The NASDAQ-100 Index is composed of the 100 largest non-financial stocks listed on The NASDAQ Stock Market based on market capitalization. On 10 December, the last trading day before this announcement, ntl's market capitalization was $6,148m. He had also heard a rumour that Centrica had been getting high on sniffing British Gas but it had turned out to be a lot of hot air. With these facts coming from such a reliable source I can only presume that your sister has told you a load of cr@p.