For the giggles I looked at a few phone reviews . . done by the experts of course . . and they mainly skipped the basics and gushed about how fantastic the Ultra HD screen was, how the colours were amazingly vibrant and lifelike, how the breathtaking processor speed made gaming and watching films or sporting events such a joy, and how the perfectly placed buttons and cameras made it oh so simple to take those selfies when you're on the way to the concert you're going to stream . . . and all for slightly less than a 3 bed terrace in Blackpool
