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Re: Reform UK's chronicles

Farage is it, with 22,239, on a turnout of 44.4%.

The real winner is Count Binface with a whopping 9,455. And as Farage was too scared to be seen on a platform with the other joke candidates in this election, Binface was the winner amongst those who actually showed up for the count.

The Rejoin EU party (John Stevens) came 3rd with 492.

On a near identical turnout to the general election, Farage has persuaded precisely 1,014 people in Clacton who didn’t vote for him previously, to give him their vote, when the most credible alternative candidate is a stand up comedian with a bin on his head.
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