Right . . well if everyone is getting their excuses in early, I'd like it to go on record that I've never met, had a conversation with, or exchanged emails with that Epstein bloke, the Giselle bird, Donald (& wife), or Prince Andrew.
I will however, shamefully admit to (a long while ago) having to accompany my wife to a couple of concerts - namely Michael Bolton and Phil Collins - for which I am eternally damned
