In today’s game of Make Millions With Market Manipulation:
1. Energy Secretary posts that a tanker has been safely escorted through Hormuz.
2. Oil price falls 10%, friends buy.
3. Energy Secretary deletes post.
4. Oil price rises 12%, friends richer.
Thank you for playing, see you all tomorrow.
or
1. Oil price spikes, friends sell.
2. Announce war is over before market closes.
3. Oil price crashes, friends buy.
4. Announce war is NOT over after market closes.
5. Return to Step 1
h/t @newseye.bsky.social
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Originally Posted by Carth
When he says "We have Only Just Begun to Fight" does he mean the USA and Iran, or the Presidential Advisors against Trump  |
He meant to say drink, not fight...