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Originally Posted by Carth

They'd probably lock you up if you declared you don't use Facebook, TikTok, Messenger, X, etc etc . . . and throw away the key if you didn't have a Psychologist on speed dial in your phone.

Don't have them. Never used them. This is because I have a life. Not much of one, I grant you, but I don't need social media to prop me up. Truth to tell, a cane might come in handy there.

Jeltz: Mr. Halfrunt, I have just wiped out half of my crew!
Halfrunt: So, you've just wiped out half of your crew?
Jeltz: YEEEESSSS!!!
Halfrunt: Well, this too is very interesting.
Jerltz: Well?
Halfrunt: I think this is probably perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon - the natural and healthy channelling of aggressive instincts into acts of senseless violence, the -
Jeltz: That is exactly what you always say!
Halfrunt: Well, I think this is probably perfectly normal behaviour for a psychiatrist! Excellent! We are clearly both very well-adjusted in our mental attitudes today!

Douglas summed up psychiatrists beautifully in Gag Halfrunt IMO.

Though there are parts of America I've always wanted to visit (Dad, rest his soul, would've liked to see where The Big Valley was shot), the expense always put me off. Now I have far better reasons for not going...Trump is 50 or so of them.