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Originally Posted by 1andrew1
Sorry, I can't attend your next uplifting party.  |
No worries Andrew, I'll just ring and inform the caterers that there's now no need to cut the crusts off the sandwiches, or indeed cut them into triangles.
It's a shame you'll also miss out on the excellent pork pies, made with genuine pork no less, but sadly imported from countries where farmers breed pigs on land not designated for solar farms.
