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Old 15-08-2025, 13:33   #1343
Carth
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Re: Online Safety Bill Etc

Welcome to your new home, this Plastic Polymer box has everything you need during the rest of your life.

Powered by the large Solar Farms where housing used to be, these boxes contain all you need for the happy healthy lifestyle you deserve.

At the touch of buttons on the operations screen (situated in the lower left of the main VR screen) you can choose to converse with others (limited at a total 4 hours a day and constantly monitored) and watch - or participate in - most of the entertainment on offer, ranging from:

~Quiz shows (no prizes but will stimulate the brain just enough to avoid vegetable status)
~Movies, both modern (full AI) and archive (with people as actors and filmed outdoors when there was an outdoors).
~Lifestyle - a series looking back to when people did strange things like Gardening, Shopping, Sport, Social Gatherings, and Traveling the outside world.

Sustenance and vitamins to prevent illness (or premature passing) are provided by the tubes grafted into the right side of the abdomen, and all waste products are passed through the tube grafted into the lower center of the abdomen.
Please note - the waste products enter a small chamber which is then vented into a larger recycling chamber by using the conveniently placed rotating pedal arrangement by your feet, this ensures you get a minimum amount of daily exercise whilst maintaining a clean and fresh environment in your box.

We sincerely hope you enjoy the latest version of 'Life 101' and your stay with us is a pleasant experience.

In case of any difficulties or a possible software glitch, there is a HELP button in the FAQ section of the VR menu (we envision long queues but your call is important to us and will be answered as soon as possible).
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