Porridge again, but not made in the proper way because:
A) I didn't soak the oats overnight.
B) I wasn't wearing a Kilt and Tam 'O Shanter.
C) I wasn't waving a Claymore about with an eye open for marauding Englishmen.
D) Cooked on an electric hob, not on a few hot stones laid on a bed of smouldering peat.
tsk, traditionalists eh
