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Old 24-03-2025, 16:08   #8680
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Re: Moans and Pet Hates - Part 8

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Originally Posted by Taf View Post
Why are some people so stupid that they think they are invulnerable, like us poor peasants?

A very shiny Audi TT was parked opposite my car, but something looked wrong. I walked over and saw that all 4 low-profile tyres were totally flat, and it had obviously been driven on its rims for a while. The tyres were a mess too.

I wrote a note "DO NOT DRIVE THIS CAR, IT HAS FOUR FLAT TYRES".

I was about to put it under the wiper when a tiny, irate lady shouted "NO NOT TOUCH MY CAR!!"

She stormed over, so I just handed her the note, She didn't even glance at it, but just got into the car and roared off at speed with the wheels screaming.

I wonder how long before she wraps it around a lamppost?

Surely it must have been making a horrific noise, and vibrating back through the steering too.

I had a car stolen when I was in my early 20s and when it was discovered, joy-ridden and with one shredded tyre, I drove it half a mile back to a friend’s driveway rather than pay for recovery. Just driving it on one rim made the worst racket in the world.
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