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Taf · 24-03-2025, 15:17

Why are some people so stupid that they think they are invulnerable, like us poor peasants?

A very shiny Audi TT was parked opposite my car, but something looked wrong. I walked over and saw that all 4 low-profile tyres were totally flat, and it had obviously been driven on its rims for a while. The tyres were a mess too.

I wrote a note "DO NOT DRIVE THIS CAR, IT HAS FOUR FLAT TYRES".

I was about to put it under the wiper when a tiny, irate lady shouted "NO NOT TOUCH MY CAR!!"

She stormed over, so I just handed her the note, She didn't even glance at it, but just got into the car and roared off at speed with the wheels screaming.

I wonder how long before she wraps it around a lamppost?

24-03-2025, 15:17	#8679
Taf cf.mega poster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kairdiff-by-the-sea Age: 69 Services: TVXL BBXL Superhub 2ac (wired) 1Tb Tivo Posts: 10,223	Re: Moans and Pet Hates - Part 8 Why are some people so stupid that they think they are invulnerable, like us poor peasants? A very shiny Audi TT was parked opposite my car, but something looked wrong. I walked over and saw that all 4 low-profile tyres were totally flat, and it had obviously been driven on its rims for a while. The tyres were a mess too. I wrote a note "DO NOT DRIVE THIS CAR, IT HAS FOUR FLAT TYRES". I was about to put it under the wiper when a tiny, irate lady shouted "NO NOT TOUCH MY CAR!!" She stormed over, so I just handed her the note, She didn't even glance at it, but just got into the car and roared off at speed with the wheels screaming. I wonder how long before she wraps it around a lamppost?