Chris

Meanwhile, I paid extra for a specified day delivery so the missus’ Christmas present could safely arrive here while she was at work and the offspring was at school. The courier showed up with it yesterday teatime. Had to shut wife and teenagers in the kitchen and have them hoik it into the spare bedroom, then shut the door and ban any of them from going in. Will have to wrap it tomorrow and then come up with some clever way of covering it so it’s not obvious what it is.

Then I’ll be phoning the retailer and demanding a refund of the additional ‘specified day’ delivery service, which I did not receive.