[TheDaddy]

Originally Posted by Chris
Does he still want to relocate the hand dryer in the gents at the Crown and Treaty to a more convenient location? Or has he dropped that now he’s standing for a seat in Yorkshire?

The Count signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty that promises to move the hand dryer to a more sensible position should he win the seat, in which The Count generously offers all assistance up to but definitely not including DIY to achieve the task and having seen the hand dryer now for myself I can confirm it is in a very inconvenient position nestled in between a mirror and a sink. Promises made promises kept.