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Anonymouse · 19-05-2024, 11:50

I've just read this - best news this year!

Hollister: Where's the cat?
Lister: What? What cat?
Hollister (exasperated): Lister, not only are you so stupid you jeopardise every man and woman on this ship, not only that, you take a photo of yourself with the cat and send it to be processed in the ship’s lab. Now, I’m going to ask you again. Do you have a cat?
Lister: No.
Hollister (holding up a photo which shows Lister...with a cat): Have you got a cat?!

Absolute classic!

19-05-2024, 11:50	#1
Anonymouse RIP Tigger - 12 years?! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bolton Age: 59 Services: EE Superfast Broadband Posts: 1,566	Hey, Smegheads! I've just read this - best news this year! Hollister: Where's the cat? Lister: What? What cat? Hollister (exasperated): Lister, not only are you so stupid you jeopardise every man and woman on this ship, not only that, you take a photo of yourself with the cat and send it to be processed in the ship’s lab. Now, I’m going to ask you again. Do you have a cat? Lister: No. Hollister (holding up a photo which shows Lister...with a cat): Have you got a cat?! Absolute classic! __________________ "People tend to confuse the words 'new' and 'improved'." - Agent Phil Coulson, S.H.I.E.L.D. WINDOWS 11, ANYONE?!