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Originally Posted by papa smurf

Not many people are obese enough to drive a Truck driver, I believe the minimum weight is 20 stone,thats why those who dont quite make the weigh become taxi drivers,also the skill sets are hard to learn, like pouring coffee from a flask while simultaneously rolling a cig and weaving between three lanes on the M1

You forgot the leaving of bottles filled with pee in lay-bys and murdering sex workers.

Just to add to your already sweeping generalisations