Nah, nobody cares about Premiership football. What they need are proper stories, from the rougher side of life.
Elderly women reminiscing about loitering at Portsmouth docks.
Retired lorry drivers telling horror stories about Hull to Manchester before the M62 was built.
Ageing rock stars showing young upstarts exactly how to get all that equipment into the back of a Morris Marina Van.
A special, featuring the bloke who decided a square steering wheel for the Allegro was good . . and why.
These are the things the public are crying out for
