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Re: Calls from Virgin Media (NOT)
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Originally Posted by Carth
I have many 'routines' for these type of callers . . the latest being that whoever they ask to speak to sadly died last week . . . sometimes I manage to ramble on for over 30 seconds about burnt beyond recognition, bodies recovered from rubble, shouldn't have taken that flight etc etc before they hang up.
Yes I know, too much time on my hands now I'm retired  |
Best approach- when I get the "I hear you’ve been in a car accident" cold call, I ask which one?
When they query this, I ask if it’s the one where I suffered whiplash, or the one where I had to have my leg amputated, or the one where I died?
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