heck I need more drink, my imagination is running riot:
Scenario:-
Covid in uniform jumps from behind a tree, clip board at the ready
*excuse me Sir, can I see your Covid vaccination record please?
Paul hands over documents.
Covid in uniform checks off details against his clip board list.
Covid in uniform looks up, grins in a nasty way.
I see you're missing Appalachian variant B26ZX08 . . and pounces
