|
Re: The future of television
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
There go the goalposts, cheerfully cantering down the tunnel and out of the stadium ...
|
Less of a canter, more like the goalposts ran out of the stadium, hit the railway track, careens wildly down the embankment, smashes through a circus, bulldozes a mink farm, and plows into the river, where it bursts into flame, then rolls over and explodes, raining down smoking clown shrapnel and flaming weasels over a terrified countryside.
(h/t Stonekettle)
__________________
Thank you for calling the Abyss.
If you have called to scream, please press 1 to be transferred to the Void, or press 2 to begin your stare.
If my post is in bold and this colour, it's a Moderator Request.
|