Hugh

Pssst!

<looks around, checking for the filth>

Mate, fancy a vaccine? My mate got it from his next-door neighbour’s second cousin who knows someone who knows someone who empties the bins at a pharma company.

Sort you out like a proper geeza!!!

I can also get you a Sumsang Tablet or an eyePhone - just as good as the real thing, at half the price...