[Mad Max]

Originally Posted by Carth

All part of the master plan

Health 'experts' have been crying for years about people drinking more than the recommended limits

We as a nation will end up healthier and fitter because we can only drink & smoke at home, can only get takeaways delivered, won't have to endure endless visits to cinemas, gyms, sports fixtures etc. Those nasty motor vehicles aren't clogging our roads up churning out poisonous gasses, and many people now have plenty of spare time on their hands to do . . . nothing.

oh, and local councils have finally found a way to save that £14 million a year to balance their budgets