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Originally Posted by Pierre
You can do whatever you want, except take the piss out of the PM’s wife. That’s a line you can’t cross!
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Which one? His first (Allegra Mostyn-Owen), his second (Marina Wheeler*), his current girlfriend (Carrie Symonds), his previous girlfriends Petronella Wyatt**, Anna Fazackerley***, Helen MacIntyre**, or Jennifer Arcuri**.
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who was his girlfriend when he was married to Allegra Mostyn-Owen
** who was his girlfriend when he was married to Marina Wheeler
*** who was his girlfriend when he was married to Marina Wheeler and was going out with Petronella Wyatt
(Other girlfriends may exist, but, you know, super injunctions...)