09-05-2020, 10:04
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laeva recumbens anguis
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Re: VE Day - are you doing anything?
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Originally Posted by Sephiroth
Just drunk the red wine (Waitrose, of course, OB).
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Originally Posted by 1andrew1
Why would one shop anywhere else, Seph? 
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Things overheard in Waitrose
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1. ‘Darling, do we need parmesan for both houses?’
2. ‘Please don’t rummage in the reduced bin darling, someone from the golf club might see you.’
3. ‘Darling what have I told you? It’s bay-zil, not baz-il. You’re making a fool of us.’
4. ‘You’ll like potato darling, it’s what Gnocchi is made of’
5. ‘No marinated artichokes? It’s like East Berlin in here’
6. ‘I’d never accept anything less than an inquisitively laid egg on my breakfast table.’
7. ‘Ever since they started to offer free coffee in here it has been like a bloody soup kitchen.’
8. ‘I went to ASDA once and the checkout assistant didn’t even know what Cambozola was. Rough as dogs.’
9. ‘Mummy, will we have to sell some of the holiday homes now that we have left the EU?’
10. ‘Simon, don’t get the basic hummus – you’ll make a laughing stock of me’
11. ‘Daddy does lego have a silent ‘T’, like merlot?’
12. ‘Elijah, put those down. I’ve told you what kind of people eat crisps’
13. ‘Don’t forget the Cashmere enriched toilet roll, darling.’
14. ‘Put the Daily Mail down right this instant.’
15. ‘Horatio! Put down that papaya!’
16. ‘It’s hardly Fortnum and Mason darling, but since daddy put me on a budget I’m having to cut back.’
17. ‘Yes darlings I know you have chicken pox but mummy MUST get bits for the dinner party or she’ll be a laughing stock.’
19. ‘Go and pop the charity coupon into one of the boxes. Just nothing to do with the the homeless or gypsies, Isaac.’
21. ‘Lady: Darling? Man: Yes dear? Lady: Cashews and goats’ milk in our basket? Man: For the squirrels of course Lady: Oh you’re good’
22. ‘Where’s the Gin?’
23. ‘Mummy you must get me more quinoa otherwise I’ll be a laughing stock during lunch at school’
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