[Anonymouse]

The government's advising us to stay off work.

Yeah, like that's gonna fly. Ever hear of these things called "bills", Mr. Johnson? They're what we ordinary working stiffs have to pay so we a) don't starve and b) don't get thrown out onto the street. To do that, we need to earn money to pay them. To do that, we need to work. To do that, we need to go to work.

Feel free to stop me if this is all too obvious, sir.

As for working from home - contrary to the opinion of many people who work in offices and can in theory work online, some of us do not. I work in a warehouse. How can working at home be an option?! Travelling on public transport is apparently also a no-no - but I have no other practical means of getting to work, because it's ten miles from home!

Get real, you prat!