Some strange things I've learned from reading the last few pages of . . . dross
*Brexit won more seats than anyone else but lost
*17.4 million people didn't vote for Brexit last night, therefore Remain won
*The EU couldn't care two hoots about the 28 (29) seats won by Brexit, as they'll make no difference to anything
*There will be a second referendum because nutcases on Twitter want one
*People in NE Lincolnshire have a brilliant sense of humour (can't give you more rep yet)
. . . at least there was no mention of Blair
