Many many years ago when I became single again (lol) I got rid of the TV, but then started receiving letters threatening and pleading etc etc.
In the end I wrote saying that:
I was from a planet with an unpronounceable (to you) name in a Galaxy you could only just see.
I was here as part of an advanced scout mission to decide whether Earth and its inhabitants were worthy of co-operating with, or destroying. From my learnings over the past 6 months, I strongly suggest that a missing TV license is the least of your worries.
I never heard from them again
