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Re: Brexit Discussion (Follow First Post Rules!)
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Originally Posted by Maggy J
Wondering who has the paddles,where the map is and who took the canoe?
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Originally Posted by Carth
The paddles were confiscated as they didn't adhere to the EU policies regarding shape, length and type of varnish.
The map was only a rough sketch in the sand, which sadly got washed away with the next incoming tide.
There is confusion regarding the canoe. A canoe was ordered initially, but there are now various expert opinions that we may need either a canoe, a kayak, or even a coracle  |
Well, Boris thinks he can walk on water, Rees-Mogg will stand on the heads of his staff, Davis (being ex-Special Forces) can hold his breath for 5 hours, so there’s no need for any canoe, and anyone who says there is a need for a canoe is obviously a traitorous ‘enemy of the people’ who is trying to overturn a democratic decision and ‘talking down’ our glorious efforts...
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