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Originally Posted by Damien
Obviously we need to play hardball and negotiate an on-going discount for the European beers. I know some Brexiters will come in here and say we can get new beers from America but personally I prefer alcohol in mine so that's no good.
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Europeans don’t make beer, they make a pale, urine-like substance called lager. American ‘beer’ is an attempt to commercialise and broaden the appeal of lager. Inevitably from such a low starting point, a mass-market lager is only ever going to taste like the urinary products of a short-lived, biting insect.
Beer, on the other hand, is only properly made in England (also, to a lesser extent in Wales and Scotland, but we can let the Scots off thanks to the whisky) and comes in an infinite variety of wonderful colours and flavours.