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Originally Posted by Carth
My God Mr K, you're managed to convince me this time. I have now stocked a small corner of my garage with essential items to see me through the darkest months of Brexit.
To protect my stash from the (soon to be) hordes of slightly miffed Southerners, I have fabricated a bow and some wonky arrows using branches from my apple tree. I fear the bow may not work as intended, but smearing brown boot polish beneath my eyes and affecting a look of sultry indifference may cause them to back off before nasty name calling ensues.
I also have a cunning plan to convert my hot water Immersion tank into a suit of body armour . . . if you hear nothing else from me, it means I probably forgot to disconnect the element from the electricity supply 
p.s. will Asda candles burn brighter than Tesco ones?
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I'm surprised so many of those who spend their days predicting doom are still here and haven't joined the mass exodus they've predicted from the UK to that veritable paradise (AKA the EU) before it's too late and we're cut off from civilisation forever...
