27-06-2016, 17:21
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Deus Vult
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Re: Second Scotland Referendum 'Highly Likely'
Quote:
Sturgeon: "Hi, can we join the EU?"
EU: "Sure, let's get a form. Firstly, what's your budget surplus?"
Sturgeon: "Well, it is a small deficit of 8%"
EU: "Oh. That's higher than Greece. Still, how much is it in money terms?"
Surgeon: "Well, that's difficult to say."
EU: "Well, what is it in your currency?".
Sturgeon: "Well, we haven't got one of those yet but it's not a problem."
EU: "Oh, OK, what does your central bank think it is?"
Sturgeon: "Umm, we haven't got one of those yet either but someone told me you can get them on ebay."
EU: "Oh. Look, hang on a minute, I don't think this is the right form. I think we've got one somewhere we use for Kosovo"
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I LOL'd
I'll add this to for anyone who really thinks she has a scooby about.. well anything really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVynXGj4eyA
They'd be better off just carrying on.
Last edited by techguyone; 27-06-2016 at 17:32.
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